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Taekwondo Jokes | Northwest Austin ATA Martial Arts

Taekwondo Jokes

Taekwondo Jokes | Northwest Austin ATA Martial Arts

Humor is a fantastic tool to help develop connections, ease tensions, and … used responsibly ... to initiate positive interactions with others.  This week, when you are meeting a potential new friend or acquaintance, make eye contact – ask them if they’d like to hear a joke – and share one of these great martial arts jokes with them.

 

They say that laughter is the best medicine as well, so give it a try!

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What’s a martial artist’s favorite drink?

Punch

 

I decided to teach taekwondo to my neighbor’s kid

He was enthusiastic for the first 2 days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences.

 

Why did the cupboard learn taekwondo?

For shelf-defense

 

Why did the taekwondo master rob the shoe shop?

Just for kicks

 

Did you hear about the taekwondo champion who joined the army?

It was pretty bad. The first time he saluted, he almost killed himself!

 

It’s not that I love taekwondo 

I just hate boards.

 

What is a martial artist’s favorite part of a joke?
The punch line

 

What has 5 feet but can’t walk?

A Jahng Bahng!  (Bo Staff)

 

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